- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Once, I went to Peru.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Women's rights.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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