What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

autistic kids rock

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's brown an sticky Shit

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Knock Knock? Come in.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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