Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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