- Anti Joke

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

I enjoy Popcorn

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH