An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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