roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

here's a joke... the american education society

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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