- Anti Joke

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...