Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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