What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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YOU

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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dyslexic's Untie

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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