- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

a black guy hates chicken.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

A jew enters a mall.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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