Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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