What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Jews

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Anti Joke

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