- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Women's rights

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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