- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Women's rights

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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