- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What comes after 69? 70

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