- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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