- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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