Women's rights.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Justin Bieber.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

flavin's head

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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