- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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