What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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time to spruce up!

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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A fish swims up your penis...

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Your Mother

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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