- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

are you gay does your mom know

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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