- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

penis. nuff said.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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