- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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