Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Neither did she.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Ben Corbishley

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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