So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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