Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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make me a sandwich!

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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YOLO

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Winking at old people

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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