- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Politics.

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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