What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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