Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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2+2= 478

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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