- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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