- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

The AIDS patient was gay

How Long is a Chinese man.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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