- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

What didn't last long? You in the bed

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

French people.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

A black guy gets arrested...

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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