Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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