How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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George W. Bush

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Female Athletics

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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