- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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