- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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