Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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