Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

I had friends on the Death Star.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Please don't shoot me

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Dick Cheney That's the joke

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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