- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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