A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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