- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

black people

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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