whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Women's rights

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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