- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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