- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??