What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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