Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Knock Knock Come in

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Hail Hitler

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Anti Joke

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