How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Anyone can post anything.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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