- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Long joke Your such a downey

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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