Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Are you a tree

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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