- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Pickles are moist.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

penis

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

i keep getting thumbs down...

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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