- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

vote this down and i will DOX you

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

what is worse than a guy pissed?

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