- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

why did you poop because you are a poop

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Jews

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Adam Chebali has no life

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Hail Hitler

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Knock Knock Come in

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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