- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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