Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Guess what What

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

fish fishy caoimhin

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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