whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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non poop

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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