"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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troll lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.olo90ololol.o.ool.olololol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.o.o.lol.ol.ol.ol.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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